Chinatown Joss Shakedown
Slabgorb
Committed by Jesus
- Brian Brennan: I have a super hacky continuous deployment thing that I'm doing.
- Because it does exactly zero integration testing before it continuously deploys that shit.
- Keith Avery: hah
- Brian Brennan: It's not that I don't have a a test suite, because I do – my script just doesn't even run it.
- Keith Avery: better get it right before pushing, I guess
- Brian Brennan: haha, that's my motto.
- // #TODO re-write this piece of garbage from scratch, jesus christ.
- A todo I just found in my codebase.
- Keith Avery: JESUS CAN'T HELP YOUR CODE
- Jesus saves…. frequently. Also commits.
- Brian Brennan: Jesus uses feature branches and pulls merges with upstream on a regular basis.
Danimation
chicks dig javascript
- Brian Brennan: fuck web development, let's just make Doom 3 clones.
- That's where the real money is.
- Keith Avery: yeah but then we would be windows programmers
- Brian Brennan: Oh man, nevermind.
- Keith Avery: haha
- Brian Brennan: I was out at lunch yesterday, lo and behold Ryan Dahl the creator of node.js comes in.
- Keith Avery: maybe he will merge with Brendan Eich and we will achieve the singularity
- Brian Brennan: I wanted to say something but he was with a laaaaaady.
- I didn't want to blow up his spot.
- Keith Avery: chicks dig javascript
kickball
awkie situation averted
- Keith: thanks again for your gift of iced coffee.
- You have very similar handwriting to my wife Jane.
- I keep glancing over to it and thinking 'oh fuck I forgot our anniversary'
- this has happened three times
- Hopefully you are not in a place where someone dropping a f-bomb on your screen is inappropriate, such as, say, giving a presentation.
- Amanda: you are probably disappointed to learn that there is no awkie situation created here
- Keith: with you it is a mixture of disappointment and relief
those crazy redditors
- Brian Brennan: SO I went to a mini-reddit meetup last night.
- And one of the dudes is a millionaire.
- And brought a thousand dollars in ones and was just throwing it in the air at the bar, "making it rain".
- Keith Avery: what an asshole
- $1's = asshole
- Brian Brennan: hahaha
- Keith Avery: $20's = great guy!
- Brian Brennan: I said "I have a pocketful of nickels, would that be cool?"
- Keith Avery: hurl it at the guy
- this was a reddit developer?
- or just reddit redditors?
- Brian Brennan: reddit redditors
- Keith Avery: Still trying to figure out this guys motivation for doing this
- were there strippers/hookers present?
- think I am going to stick to 'asshole'
- Brian Brennan: hahah no it was $1 beer night at the bar.
- So he bought drinks for the bar.
- Keith Avery: that's a lot of beer
- Brian Brennan: In the funniest way he could.
- Keith Avery: hah
- Brian Brennan: He was encouraging people to throw it back in the air, just so they could feel rich too.
- It was insane.
- Keith Avery: I am just jealous
- Brian Brennan: The whole night was just insane.
- Keith Avery: THOSE CRAZY REDDITORS
electroencephalogram
“ …things fall apart, it’s scientific.
David Byrne/Talking Heads
view from Irvington, NY, south over the Hudson River, towards Manhattan.
- ACHTUNG!
- ALLES TURISTEN UND NONTEKNISCHEN LOOKENPEEPERS!
- DAS KOMPUTERMASCHINE IST NICHT FÜR DER GEFINGERPOKEN UND MITTENGRABEN! ODERWISE IST EASY TO SCHNAPPEN DER SPRINGENWERK, BLOWENFUSEN UND POPPENCORKEN MIT SPITZENSPARKSEN.
- IST NICHT FÜR GEWERKEN BEI DUMMKOPFEN. DER RUBBERNECKEN SIGHTSEEREN KEEPEN DAS COTTONPICKEN HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.
- ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.
